I’m probably on a government watch list.
I never thought it would happen to me. I was always
such a good girl—quiet, never got into trouble (if you don’t count annoying my
sister, which I don’t). But I’m pretty sure I’ve made it. The government is
probably watching my every online move, waiting in the shadows for me to give
away whatever it is I’m planning.
How, you ask? Well, it all started one day back in 2009.
I had an idea for a story. I had no clue what I was doing, but I started
writing it down. That seemed innocent enough. At least that’s what I told
myself. But that was it—my downfall. Make my stories more exciting, I
told myself. Make them realistic. Get the facts straight. Add details that
will draw the reader in.
And so, I turned to Google, my old friend. A friend
akin to a drug dealer. I’ll just Google this one little thing. No one will
know.
And that just leads to more and more, until you find
yourself addicted to unearthing correct and accurate information, able to spot
reliable sources, able to find all the information you’ll ever need.
Information to do what, is the question… Am I writing a novel or planning a
terrorist attack?
The government has to be really confused, though, with
searches like a lost library from Russia, how child suicide bombings usually
work, common middle eastern names, who could blame them? Let alone searches
a back-roads route from Philadelphia to Charlotte, detailed layout of The
Biltmore Estate (including sub-basement), the most famous unsolved cyphers,
secret societies, how to hack government computer systems…
Thank goodness I’m a fourth-degree black belt and I
don’t have to Google how best to break a man’s nose, how best to land an upset
punch in a man’s gut, where pressure points are on the human body, how to
manipulate joints to cause maximum pain and control someone much larger than
you. But then…my rank and certified instructor status aren’t exactly
secrets. Maybe “they” know that too. Maybe I shouldn’t write about it here…
Anyway.
So, if you hear about my arrest, you can testify that
I needed to Google those things, not to overthrow the government, but to write
an exciting and interesting book. Right? You’ll do that for me, won’t you? I
really don’t want to go to prison. How would I survive? Do you get unlimited
paper and pencils? Can I still email my publisher? Wait, lots of quiet time to
focus on my stories…maybe I’m judging this thing too quickly.
Nope, nope—no private restrooms or fresh-baked
Christmas cookies. Nope, not for me.
So, you’ll testify for me, right?
Please.
Check out Melissa Koslin’s latest book: The Lost Library
Her past has caught up with her. Again.
Cali Lebeau has been aiding hackers with her cryptology
skills to track an apparent terrorist organization. When they discover what
she’s been doing, they target her. Asher Cross, billionaire recluse, insists on
aiding her, though she doesn’t understand why.
Asher Cross has secrets. He must help Cali, keep her alive,
but he cannot let her understand his past or his motivations—in order to
protect her.
They discover that the terrorist organization is searching
for the Golden Library of Moscow, which was first assembled by Ivan the Great
and had grown over time to include the oldest and most valuable texts in the
world, including missing masterpieces. They believe the library holds black
magic and the secret to everlasting life. It was stolen from them by Cali’s
ancestor, and Cali holds a clue to its location handed down by her mother. In
order to free herself and Asher, Cali must race against the terrorists, find
the library, and share it with the world.
Will they be able to solve the mystery surrounding the
Lost Library or risk losing their lives?
Melissa Koslin is a fourth-degree
black belt in and certified instructor of traditional Taekwondo. During the
day, she masquerades as a commercial property manager. She and Corey, her
husband of twenty-five years, and three-year-old daughter live in Florida,
where they do their best not to melt in the sun.
I Love your post! I will absolutely testify for you! I have also gone down Google's rabbit hole in questionable searches. I have put your on my Amazon wishlist.
ReplyDeletelol...depends on what you pay me to testify :)
ReplyDeleteYour book sounds awesome
I love your skill set! I would love to read your book
ReplyDeleteFunny! Loved reading your post!
ReplyDeleteWhat an exciting, interesting, entertaining and humorous blog post. I loved it and it made me want to read your book all the more!
ReplyDeleteLove how you've already used your own words to have already had the arrest and conviction. Guess I'd be right there with you because my curious mind had be Googling often. Maybe we could be cell mates. LOL
ReplyDeleteTHE LOST LIBRARY is on my TBR list and I can't wait for the opportunity to read and review it.
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Thank you so much for your post! Your book is already on my TBR list and now I want to read it even more! I'll be happy to testify for you! I know what you're talking about, though, because I've had lots of phone conversations with one of my dear friends and sisters in Christ about politics and current events which have led to a lot of research online in an effort to discern what's true and what's false. We've often wondered if we could be on government watch lists. Yikes! 😉😂
ReplyDeleteI will testify on your behalf. This is hillarious!
ReplyDeleteLove this! And I’m there for you! watts.vickie@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteLoce this blog post... it had me smiling so big! And you book sounds so intriguing! I added it to my TBR list!
ReplyDeleteHeather Mitchell crhbmitchellfam@duck.com
Good morning, Wow your book sounds and looks intriguing!! I really enjoyed reading your post. Have a Great day and a great weekend. Alicia Haney. aliciabhaney(at)sbcglobal(dot)net
ReplyDeleteIf your books are half as interesting and fun to read as your email, you have a devoted reader for life!
ReplyDeleteI've enjoyed Dangerous Beauty so much!!!
ReplyDeleteThe way you write this is awesome
ReplyDeleteI am on this list as well
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